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    The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them.
       —Albert Einstein


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The only man who behaves sensibly is my tailor; he takes my measure anew every time he sees me, whilst all the rest go on with their old measurements, expecting them to fit me.
—George Bernard Shaw
A grade is an inadequate report of an inaccurate judgment by a biased and variable judge of the extent to which a student has attained an undefined level of mastery of an unknown proportion of an indefinite amount of material.
—George W. Tauxe, University of Oklahoma
A superstition is simply a premature explanation that has outlived its time.
—George Illes
If you build a better mouse trap you will catch better mice.
—George Gobel
If you can write a nation's stories, you needn't worry about who makes its laws. Today, television tells most of the stories to most of the people most of the time.
—George Gerbner
Act the way you'd like to be and soon you'll be the way you act.
—George Crane
GEORGE BUSH: "Yogi, Texas is very, very important." YOGI BERRA: "I know, Texas has a lot of electrical votes."
—Yogi Berra
Some men see things as they are and say "Why?". I dream things that never were, and say, "Why not?"
—George Bernard Shaw (Made famous by Robert Kennedy, often attributed to John Kennedy)
Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence and committee meetings.
—George Will
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
—George Bernard Shaw
When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves.
—George Pataki
It is familiarity with life that makes time speed quickly. When every day is a step in the unknown-- as for children-- the days are long with gathering of experience.
—George Gissing
Success does not consist of never making mistakes, but never making the same one the second time.
—George Bernard Shaw
George Mason became less of a team than an ideal in March, the notion that five kids from anywhere can call "Next" and hold the court against anyone at any time.
—Mike Wise, Sports Columnist, after GMU reached the final four
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